The Bastard Post » Humour http://bofh.cx Have you fed your little Bastard today? Fri, 20 May 2011 02:07:58 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 INK VS PRINTER! http://bofh.cx/index.php/2010/06/ink-vs-printer/ http://bofh.cx/index.php/2010/06/ink-vs-printer/#comments Wed, 16 Jun 2010 22:47:31 +0000 weetabix http://bofh.cx/index.php/2010/06/ink-vs-printer/ http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/printers/ink_vs_printer.jpg

]]> http://bofh.cx/index.php/2010/06/ink-vs-printer/feed/ 0 Woman gets pregnant from 3D porno http://bofh.cx/index.php/2010/05/woman-gets-pregnant-from-3d-porno/ http://bofh.cx/index.php/2010/05/woman-gets-pregnant-from-3d-porno/#comments Wed, 12 May 2010 19:32:20 +0000 weetabix http://bofh.cx/index.php/2010/05/woman-gets-pregnant-from-3d-porno/ [...]]]> Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant – Husband claims “anything is possible” | TechEye
US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical.

]]> http://bofh.cx/index.php/2010/05/woman-gets-pregnant-from-3d-porno/feed/ 0 YES! Now This is truly a happy story! http://bofh.cx/index.php/2010/04/yes-now-this-is-truly-a-happy-story/ http://bofh.cx/index.php/2010/04/yes-now-this-is-truly-a-happy-story/#comments Sat, 10 Apr 2010 02:36:45 +0000 weetabix http://bofh.cx/index.php/2010/04/yes-now-this-is-truly-a-happy-story/ [...]]]> Bloke threatens BT with giant plywood cheque • The Register

David wrote to the El Reg consumer affairs department explaining that a couple of years back he noticed he was being charged £4.50 a pop for paying his phone bills online. This, he suggests, actually costs the telco nothing, so why the charge?

Can we do this in Canada? Anyone?

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To all of you nerds and geeks who–like me–have been unfairly and
inaccurately labeled “dorks,” only to then exhaustively explain the
differences among the three to a more-than-skeptical offender….

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TinyUrl FTW!

CoolMody and I had a really good laugh today.

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The Jargon File
(version 4.4.7)

Hackery Junk

Soon to including HAKMEM!

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I Love xkcd from NoamR on Vimeo.

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]]> http://bofh.cx/index.php/2010/02/note-to-self-keep-silverware-in-desk-drawer/feed/ 0 This is why we have technical writers…. http://bofh.cx/index.php/2010/01/this-is-why-we-have-technical-writers/ http://bofh.cx/index.php/2010/01/this-is-why-we-have-technical-writers/#comments Fri, 29 Jan 2010 21:47:39 +0000 weetabix http://bofh.cx/?p=265 As seen on a slide in a presentation:

“Please do not ’shove’ your Common Access Card into the Tactical Workstation Access Terminal with brute force, be gentle and everything will work smoothly.”

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A collection of anonymously contributed client horror stories from designers.

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